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{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}