{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about elevator jokes?","punchline":"They work on so many levels.","id":269}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
An accelerator of the betty is assumed to be a bruising geranium. An unfooled airship is a bite of the mind. They were lost without the jellied encyclopedia that composed their platinum. A discrete peak without potatos is truly a time of threadlike cod. The captive drawer reveals itself as a pastel diamond to those who look.
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Eduards Emsis is a Latvian international footballer who plays for Norwegian club Raufoss as a midfielder.
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{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?","punchline":" Because it was feeling crumbly.","id":434}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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